Something You Must Understand Before We Begin

Contradictions, ironies, paradox's..
Become familiar with them, they will be your company for the rest of your journey. You will learn to love them. (Now can you see why you will need balls? You are going to have to do the very hardest of all things.. Contradict yourself)

What is powerful to realise in life is this.
If something CONTRADICTS, is IRONIC, or PARADOXICAL.. Its likely MORE TRUE.

Contradictions ARE ALWAYS A SIGN YOU ARE ON THE RIGHT TRACK! Not the wrong one..

Its important you realise this before we begin, so that you argue less with what seems wrong, and accept less willingly what seems right. This will help guide you.

If I say its right, I want you to challenge me or laugh at me, knowing its most likely wrong.. If it seems retarded, I want you to think "wouldn't it be funny if this one was right?" "wouldn't that just be nuts if?"..

Contradiction = GOOD THING!
Its healthy

By your mind, contradicting my advice, you will be able to hear, what I could not say, because I am busy saying something else.. And I need you to do this.. I can only teach half the story, you must oppose me to understand the rest of what I want to say.