The Segway (One of the most useful tools)

HB = Hot babe (glossary)

I use this ALL the time
I call it the "segway"

HB: What if I do this
Me: Then thats breaking the rules

Simply by mentioning, "breaking the rules", I can do so, or she can do so.

HB: Whats fun to do
Me: Definately not kissing

Simply by mentioning "kissing" in any way, no matter in what context, you can kiss her, or she can kiss you.

Me: Your body has a cool shape

By mentioning her body, you can touch it, or she can touch yours

There is also a less obvious form of it.

Me: Do you smoke?
HB: No

Then you can kiss her because you are checking

Me: Wow, gorgeous (indicating her), that braclette looks so cool (indicating it was the bracelette all along)

Then you can kiss her, because you refered to her as gorgeous, even if only briefly.

Me: I hate people that just do what they want at any time they feel like it!
Then pull the girl in and do something.

Me: I have something to tell you
Then do whatever to her, kiss etc

Me: I don't like you very much, did you know that

Then you can kiss her... This seems stupid, but notice "Like You".Me: Hey thereKiss her. Because you indicated you like her presense. (tougher, but you gotta know your limits)

This is the simplest, most overused thing I do to bring shit out of the blue.

Me: Wow, look at your leg...Wrap it around me

Me: You know, I don't ever do this

This indicates back to what is going on, and allows you to progress and do something further. It really isn't hard to continuously segway.
Its subtle, Its rediculously easy and idiot proof, and its not weird and is generally funny to boot

HB: I don't think we should
Me: I don't think we should either

Starts unbuttoning her top

HB: No, not now, I gotta go
Me: Yeah, I know, I hate when people do this
Keeps unbuttoning

If she actually gets pissy, you can just, grab her back, and say "wait"...
Me: I'm sorry I didn't mean to be bad, can you forgive me
Her: I don't know
Notice, I keep segwaying, so when the time is right, I can just move on in, and kiss her.
Easiest thing in the world. Bring up something slightly related, or mention words, and you give yourself a segway into an escalation of any type.

A little ladder for escalation:
- Light touching
- Kissing
- Manipulating her body
- Getting legs around you, or her entwined in you
- Sexuality